Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in Swansea with Clint Edwards.

I'm a little tired. We've been ... uh ... we've been partying down here in ... in Wales. Uh ... Good morning, Mrs. H__. Good morning __ the rest of the world, wherever you are. ... Uh ... have you been ... have you been partying? There's our first feature. / おっと、もうお題ができちまった / here / studio / mean / a bit __ because we, uh, / travelled / together for the last hour / Uh ... it's a good morning. I __ just / last three days in ... uh ... fact ... having a ... a ... a __ __ time of it ... uh ... down here, uh, on the coast in Swansea. Weather'__ __ been beautiful / perfect / weather / you describe / last three days / Yeah, if you like __ __ __ / if you __ like / like __ __ absolutely drenched ... constant ... __ wetter than I've ever been in my life __ windier ... um ... more wind-swept, more ... uh ... it is dreadful ... actually, today is lovely / beautiful / you went to the sea / New Year's Day swim / you had / better / it was drier and warmer and ... uh ... in the sea ... / __ __ warmer / ... than out of it ... uh ... down here in ... the ... in southwest Wales. ... __ __ morning, I can tell you ... / if you're interested / is / blue skies and beautiful, beautiful winter sunshine. ... Unfortunately, Clint and I __ __ work ... we've gotta be, and ... and ... uh ... / f__st __ the rest of the day / rain, the entire rest of the day. ... Uh, we've got a three-hour walk plan__ to get to a pub. ... Uh ... so ... uh, happy days. ... There it is. It's 2016. It's a leap year, Clint informed __ earlier ... it's a leap year / 2016 / you've got an extra day / what are you gonna do? ... What are you gonna do? I've got no idea / do __ that extra day / didn't even realize / leap year / all my days planned out, now you throw that ... / 一日得したって、急に言われても困るよ / __ you've got two months to decide / 考える時間が２ヶ月あるよ / weeks / I suppose so __ __ __ __ whole year to decide / you / you could put the last day / end / ゆっくり考えりゃいいか。その余分の一日は一年の最後にまわせばいい。

We've got, in the second half of the show, uh, Lunch Club ... __ __ Clint / very different f__ / got / heavily-edited / playlist / Rachel __n from P__ __ __ ... __ was partly ... it was her birthday on New Year's Eve __ __ __ tricky one, innit? Eh? ... "... mixed feeling__ about that" / フクザツな気持ちです / she says / you know / everyone ... everyone / not really celebrating __ you / stuff going on / birthday / on Christmas day / people go, / this is a gift / both / Christmas / I'd hate that / nothing for the rest of the year ... nothing to look forward to. ... Some miserable life ... __ the whole rest of the year / I / imagine / New Year's Eve / born on New Year's Eve? / No. I__ __ __ June. That's the, sort of, / that is perfect / that's probably the perfect day. ... June what? / 6 月何日だって？ / 11. ... Thanks for remembering. / Oh, yeah. ... / Every / 毎年 ... / I knew that. ... It was just for the listeners ... / Yeah. / ... that I was saying. ... Uh ... now then, what's in the papers / this morning / Coffee / it's / Coffee Morning / light-hearted gamble through the newspapers / you've got / text / emails here / still ... I have to say / still lots of stuff about gnus coming in. ... I mean, I don't know what to do with it. It's like I've got a ... I don't know. ... I've got, like, a pile ... like a postman's sack full of emails and correspondence about gnus. / グヌーに関する投書が郵便配達員の袋いっぱい来てる / Some of it __ __ two or three pages long, and you kinda think __ people __ __ trouble in writing all this stuff, I should read it out / but then / really boring. ... What shall I do? Uh ... / Uh ... __ __ed on ... what was it? ... Um ... university challenge / __ ... I'll tell you what's really weird / we've been talking about gnus a bit / kicked off, and everyone / wri__ / about gnus / and then ... but ... / somebody told me recently that __ __ university challenge / before that, somebody __ __ __ pub quiz ... about two weeks before that ... my brother-in-law, in fact, and then there __ also ... um ... somebody / written / hold ... hold the fort. I'll get it. Hang on. / He's gone down / floor / there we are / I'm back. Huh? How quick __ that? Um ... look at this, / Hi Rhod, / so / up the gnu thing again, but / contestant / chase __ __ __ the question: What type of creature is a gnu? / What's going on? / __ __ __ __ / Why is everyone obsessed ... why __ everyone __ obsessed with gnus __ __ ... University challenge, the __, / pub quizzes / I don't know if I __ started it or whether I'm following it. Um ... / 自分が言いだしたのか、自分は追いかけているだけなのか、わからなくなってきた / what type of cre ... creature / says / A: a wilder beast / B: / C: / wild ox / The contestant and the chaser / both got the answer right and even pronounced the word as [gnu:]. / Huh. With the "g". / Does this mean now that knowing what a gnu is considered __ general knowledge as opposed to speciality knowledge? I hope __ __ __ settle the gnu issue. Then again I've probably just stirred it up again / sorry / これで「グヌー」問題の解決に寄与したいと思ったのですが、引っかきまわしただけでしょうか。だとしたら申し訳ありません。 / um / well, you have, a bit / look at / I__ just discovered your show .../ look at / I mean / ridiculous / the last word on gnus. Right? / What? With this email? / This email. / OK. / This ... this is it. I promise you / 2016, one of my new year's resolutions is no more gnus on the show for the whole 2016. ... Not one mention of it. The word "gnu" will not pass my lips or any co-host's lips. I can guarantee you that. Read my lips, listeners. ... Um ... no more gnus. ... Right. This is the last one. But look at ... __ just ... how far ... is this from T__? / I __ just __ discovered your show. I thought / to lend you some support. I'm 48. I was born in Pakistan and I __ __ __ heard of a gnu, ... and I do pronounce it with the "g". ... __ only problem is, I thought / Kiwi-type bird with patchy fur. / ... Thanks ... from ... uh ... __ or __, __ ... __ in, uh, T__ in Canada. ... That, ladies and gentlemen, is the last word. ... We almost need some sort of little ... final curtain ... like an audio curtain to come down ... __ __ ... / So, he said ... he said, "I've always / are you bringing this ... hang on / that / always pronounced it with the "g" / yeah / so / he has been using it in conversation / Yeah. / and then, at the end of the email, he goes, / but I always thought / small ... / patchy / ... patchy-furred bird / what conversations __ he been having? / about gnu / About gnu? / hey ... oh ... I__ just __ gnu __ __ the plural there / about "__" / Oh yeah. How / you / plural / I quite enjoyed then __ __ __ __ what sort of conversations I__ had about __ / quite enjoyed using / "gnu" as the plural / gnu を複数形として使ってみました / ... Now then, before any of you think ... oh yeah / __ __ __ just __ up / ... No, they haven't, they haven't, they haven't ... because ... because I don't care __ the gnu / the plural / that is the last time I'm saying "gnu" on this show. / In __ singular? / So, it's __ good night from ... / It's gnu-ight / night from / on the whole gnu debate. ... That's it / Oh, I feel like a bit ... / End of an era? / Yeah. It feels like __ __ giving up smoking again / 禁煙を決心したときみたいな気分だ / feels / big moment / gnu / come back / No. That's it. There is no Gnu Come Back Special / this is the last time I'm saying "gnu". So, it's g-nu-ight from me ... and it's gnu-ight from Clint / Gnu-ight from him.

Now then __ __ __ correspondence __ __ what have we got? Uh ... uh ... let's have a look. ... Uh ... look at this one / weird stuff I get. ... "Morning, Rhod", Uh ... / Lloyd __, when he was on the show, under pressure to answer, gave Swindon as a place where there __ no public toilet / I do __ veguely remember / that one week / that Lloyd __ / p__ed the theory that / theory / no public toilet__ in Swindon. I can't remember why he said __ __ no public toilet in Swindon __ ... I can't remember what we were talking about, ... were we talking about public toilets? Or was it Swindon? / 公衆便所のことを話していたのか、スゥインドンのことを話していたのか、記憶にない / Either way, Lloyd __ confidently asserted / I would like to / this is how weird our listeners are, mate ... / I would like to confirm that there is ... there are, in fact, ten ... including my local ones / __ __ __ local public toilet, innit? / Hands up here. Who knows where their local public toilet is? / 自分の家から一番近い公衆便所がどこにあるか知ってる人は手をあげて / I've got __ ... uh ... / My local ones are / re-opened last week after being re__ed / acceptable standard following an electrical fault in January / __ Electrical fault? / __ __, my friend, take too much interest in public toilets / __ electrical / shaving / トイレに電気がないと、ヒゲを剃るのに困る / perhaps next time Lloyd / Art Center in Swindon / he could do a ... a toilet-crawl in Swindon / 今度、ロイドはスウィンドンで公衆便所巡りをしたらいい / he's listed / look / public toilet locations / locations of all the public toilets in the __ of Swindon for Lloyd's interest / __ marketplace / ladies and gents and disabled / __ got __ __ __ / public toilets, and __ __ got the opening time__, that's Monday to Saturday night / I'll give you another one for example, / That's brilliant. / Uh ... / Chapel Street / public toilet / ladies, gents / again / disabled / toilets / though / Monday to Saturday / are open / __ __ __ __ street, ladies, gents and disabled / so, he's listed them all. __ __ __ I will / I'll tell you what. I will be / Huh, hang on a minute. He's got __ __ ... he's actually put some notes __ the bottom. ... Uh ... __ ... / the ones __ __ __ include a fully-accessible __-appropriate / disabled / toilet / which meets / national __ __ standards / __ __ / thank you very much for that. Uh ... thank you very much for that. ... That is my email of the year so far, ... uh ... Gareth from __ ... Even though it's ... it's aimed really for Lloyd __ __ I __ pass it on to him. He's in ... uh ... I think he's in Viet__ ... / __ __ / ... or somewhere at the moment / just normal / got / his local ones, __n't he? / he says to his friends / do you wanna go down __ the local? / いつものとこに行こうぜ / to ... to specify / pub / toilet / 紛らわしいな / know / what else __ we __ had in here? ... What else / misc__ emails ... have we got / about ... uh ... / Hi Rhod, I remember you __ saying a few years ago / that / ... Now you are getting in touch? / 今頃言ってくるかよ / uh / __ __ __ think about it / 考える時間が必要だったんだな / you were saying a few years ago, / took four hours to make a l__ / It did / I / remember that / never made __ __ since. I made a __. It did take me about four hours ... literally took about four hours. Never again. Why did __ Italians bother? / こんなものを作るとは、イタリア人もヒマな連中だ / remember / it took four hours / well, take a look at Tom __'s __ ... __ recipe. / I presume that's a chef __ __ ... Is he a famous chef? Tom __? / is he? / __ __ / I've never heard of him. Um ... wait a minute. You know, / I'm sure he's very good. ... Uh ... other chefs are available. ... / きいたことないな。... いや、バカにしてるんじゃないよ。文字通りきいたことがないんだ。 / Take a look at Tom __'s __ recipe. You could waste a full day on that.

This is ... uh ... Coffee Morning you're listening to, a light-hearted gamble through the newspapers. What have you got, Clint? / Uh ... __ __ __ about Guns __ Roses / Huh. What about them? / well, then and now / saw / recently. / Did you? / two years ago / even / like them / bother going / in Australia / チケットをもらったが行かなかったよ / they were so late in getting on stage / and a bunch of strangers / like a ... a ... huge hamster, and ... / so many people started leaving the gig because they were over an hour late. So, I was ... started off __ somewhere in the middle / 俺は最初は真ん中ぐらいにいたんだが / I think I'd stay ... I'd stay an hour __ see a band I wanted to go and see / それが見たくて行ったんなら、オレだったら１時間くらい待つけどな / main, uh, headlining / festival / people like / p__ over there / Huh. Yeah. / so / I was shuf__ing down for ... sh__ing down for / right up __ __ front / Huh huh, / really excited, then they came on / realized the p__s __ __ __ __ 30-year-old / 30-year old / 30 ヅラ下げた男がかぶりつきで ... / well, this was a couple of years ago. / All right. ... How many years ago? / ... Six. / ... Right. OK. / 1、２年前の話だ。/ なるほど。.... で、何年前？/ ... ６年前。 / ... Uh ... yeah, __ __ just __ __ a bit, basically / Did you? / Yeah. / 30-year-old man, getting __ ... But __ probably / quite old / Guns __ Roses / teenagers / down __ the front of / all / all 16 __ 17 / yeah / throwing beers / I was thinking / then I thought / not / I've never been a fan ... I have to say ... I do love a gig ... I do love a gig __ go __ lots coming up this year, but / I've never been a fan / I don't think it's beer. / ... __ __ / __ __ / ... All right. / 中味はビールではなかったらしい / Well, let's use "beer" as __ euphemism / ... 見た目がビールに似ている何か、だな。誰かの何か。/ さしさわりがあるから、ここでは「ビール」に置き換えて話を進めよう / someone / I / n't / hit in the face with a pint of someone else's "beer" / 誰かの「ビール」１パイントを顔にぶつけられたんじゃたまらない / I can't remember what band it was __ __ someone / threw a full salmon at the stage / And that wasn't __ salmon? / 誰かがね、鮭をまるごと一匹、ステージに向かって投げたんだよ。/ それが実は鮭ではなかったって言うんじゃないだろうな。やめてくれよ。 / who / like a massive / full lengthy salmon / arm / right down / What? Like, a full salmon? / full salmon / arrived / landed on the stage / Yeah. ... Yeah ... just missed / すれすれ / I do approve of that. / ... What is that? / I don't approve of people throwing ... "beer" ... but I do approve / throwing / that's quite cool. ... Although / I can't / abuse / BBC. I can't condon throwing a salmon / because you could have somebody's ... / well, maybe / eye out / hit __ on the back / cause an injury. / Hmm. / So, don't do it, kids. No throwing salmon at gigs.

Uh ... "A Priest ..." it says here, "... has been suspended." ... All right. Priest Quiz. ... Priest Quiz ! ... Uh ... play along at home. Pull over if it's safe and legal to do so. ... Get involved / Priest Quiz / I've just launched / Priest Quiz. ... Why, Clint Edwards, why has a priest been suspended from the Cathoric Church? ... Oh god, I've just re ... I've just realized the flaw in this. ... I've just realized that I ... uh ... uh ... keep it light, kids / He couldn't ... he couldn't find ... he couldn't find his __ c__, so, he acually went to work with a dog __ around his neck ... as a substitute. / ドッグ・カラーが見つからなかったもんだから、本物の犬を首に巻いて / No. / Am I close? / No. / Huh. All right. / Next. ... __ __ __ __ / he threw a salmon at A__ R__? / He threw a salmon at A__? ... No. / He's been suspended ... uh ... after he delivered his Christmas Eve m__ ... riding a __ board. / That's really ... / It says, "Father Albert at S__ J__, greeted p__s on his self-balancing board / __ __ __ __ like / from / Back __ __ Future / one of those / hover board / he glided up and down the isles ... singing a carol and then rode around the __. ... Uh ... uh ... worshipers __ __ to enjoy__ the service__ __ many taking photographs ... / __ __ / ... but he's been told off. ... Right? / he / been / __ed for it / it, uh, it says / it's not / church said, uh ... / it's not a personal celebration where one can c__ly introduce something to get people's attention. It's the sauce and summit of Christian life. It's the Church's highest form of worship. The priest h__ since promised __ it will not happen again. He'd be out of the parish now to spend some time to reflect on a ... on his actions. It's been a wake-up call for him.

The stress of modern life ... / it says here, / ... is __ __ we lose ... __ ... 64 nights of sleep a year through ... uh ... stress of modern life / __, you've got an extra day this year / you__ __ catch up / you've got an extra day / 64 nights of sleep a year / I see, I see, I see ... __ ... it's not 64 sleepless nights. ... I usually have a couple, but it's not __ stress. It's just sort of ... uh ... a__ or anxiety from doing / big show or big filming thing or / just ... busy-mind syndrome, but I always get ... I'm not stressed. I don't have in my life, do I? / __, hardly any / ... What? Is that ... / __ anyone who __ see any of your life __ __ __ testify. ... This is ... I know ... you know, you like trying to defend __ alomst __ point / yeah / but this is definitely __ / c__ / yeah / also, the fact that you say that it's only __couple of nights's sleep I don't get / ほんの２晩分の睡眠不足だ、と君は自分で言うけれど / your ... you've got __ sleeping habit__ of, um ... __ ... / __ __ what / __ __ __ a lot of strong coffee / __ __, OK. / almost narcolepic / ほとんど眠り病だ / Huh. OK. / then you can get / any problems, no stress / slept / apparently / I've ... um ... __ __ real problem / interventions __ __ why I'm here today / we lose 64 / sleep / it says here. Uh ... / the average grown-up / and 36 minutes' sleep every night, an hour and 24 minutes less than the recommended 8 hours. / Huh. 6 and a half hours? / I think I get more than that / I get much more than that. / than that. ... Definitely. / __ __ ... / I don't know what __ __ on about? ... __ __ __ __ on about, with all this / stress / I'm fine / every time / your place, you ... uh, you greet me at the door / I didn't get __ __ sleep / oh, yeah, yeah, but that's ... that's ... yeah, that's not __ __ / __ __ / just __ ... staying up and ... foolishly ... / __ watching __ boxset__ / __ __ __, you know, hey, I've got __ rock____ life style. I admit that. ... I admit that. Uh ... talking of rock__ roll life style, you were telling me a story just now about ... uh ... a gig where somebody / lobbed a pint of ... "beer" / I hope it was beer / I can't be __ __ __ that / stop throwing pints of "beer" at gigs, everyone. Anyway, what happened to this gig? Who was it? ... __ __? / I don't know ... I don't know / what the band is / on Youtube / clip collection called something / something like / "Like a __" or something / just __ lots of clips of people doing things ... / Cool things? / effortless, like, / dad / down / park, looking after / kids / someone else's kid falls off the swing next to him, he __ turns / grabs them / puts __ down / safely / gets back __ __ his business / Yeah? ... I've never done anything like that. / ... So, there's / down / he left the stage / kneeling on people's shoulders, topless, covered in sweat__, __ __ ... / So, he / on people's shoulders / he was just / sort of, uh, crowd-surfing / sort of static crowd-surfing / yeah / standing on their shoulders, singing, and, uh ... __ __ the video ... you can see / lots of things / thrown / not / ... Salmon? / Well, it's __ ... / salmon __ __ / small trout / __ __ / yeah / and then __ __ this ... this pint, in a plastic pint cup, comes arching from somewhere toward__ the back / Yeah, / he's not looking anywhere near it / Yeah, / looking / other way / him / his left, sees it, catches it, still got half a pint in there, he takes a mouthful of it, and __ __ just ch__ ... ch__s it, non__ly over the shoulder and carries on / do you know what the ... yeah ... / bearing in mind what __'ve been saying about what is possibly in those cups / judging from / it was good quality l__ / 飲んでいる彼の表情から判断すれば、上等なラガーだよ / そこがかっこいいところだ。そぶりを見せない。 / That's ... that's how cool __ was / he caught it ... before ... unthinkingly, before he __ __ a chance to re-think about it __ __ thought / really cool / take a sip / how cool is that? / then / the real coolness is that he kept __ straight face / __ __ __ __ out / just __ __ away / did he turn away after that, Clint? Did he__ __ turn away __ __ just winced for a second / 誰もみてないところで、ほんの少し呻いてなかったか？ / Uhggg .... never again ... note to self.

9 Million Pounds Wiped Off Loo Roll Sales / it says here in __ S__ today. / Toilet roll sales ... / I would have thought ... you know, I would have thought that ... uh ... toilet roll would have been fairly immune to the __s of a ... of um ... you know, recession. / I would have / it's not / says here / toilet roll sales / fallen by 9 million pounds this year as people cut spending on household essentials. / What? / I know. ... Write in if you have cut back on toilet paper as part of your house __ __ / 節約のためトイレットペーパーを買うのをやめましたという人がいたら番組までご一報を / don't use / you go / we ... we don't have to / cream / cut back on biscuits, it's a good thing anyway. It's better for our health / slightly cheaper wine / ... __ __ slightly cheaper wine, you get ... OK, / we don't need the ... uh ... that / big / whatever / brand names / I __ see all that / people / shopping troll__s. / Humm. / Right? What I can't see is, going ... stopping at the toilet paper __ and going, / do you know / we can do without that / ... can't we? / トイレットペーパーの前で立ち止まって、「これっていらねーんじゃね？」 / I mean / luxury / we've got __ lawn / what a dog does / 庭もある。/犬にできて、人間にできないわけがない / shuffles around / she / who ... __ ... Just let me know if you've cut back on toilet papers as part of __ economy drive / 節約の一貫として / It's like cutting back on toothpaste or / cheaper brand / something / you wouldn't cut / they're not going to cheaper brands / some families / ditching / fair enough / know / luxury toilet tissue to a ... to a ... uh ... you know, something a little more, uh, standard. Fair enough. But ... but ... but, it says / people / buying it, ... 9 million wiped off / I don't __ the headline either / what / wiped off / loo rolls / not __ too, uh, graphic, / look / it says here / runny / tops the list of Brit's / gripes / no one / runny nose / no / it's true, but still / is it? / Yeah. I think / problem / I suppose so. I ... I see what you've done there / I / done there / people out / all over the world / developing countries / other places / people / credit card / with it / but / still think / the biggest __ in your life / first world problem / ... innit? ... Um ... 1. Runny nose. ... Second biggest problem: A call from an unknown number. ... Uh ... 3: Being put on hold. .... 4: Getting __ __ "We missed you." card for __ failed delivery / 5. Queue-jumping / 割り込みされること / problems / 6: No Wifi. 7: 5p for a carrier bag. ... Uh ... / No Wifi? That's a problem? / ... uh ... / door-to-door sales / losing the end of sticky tape / All right. Fair enough. / standing on / __ing passwords / failed / shopping trip / closed / having to use a tin-opener / that is quite annoying / tin-opener these days / Is it? / Yeah, a little bit annoying. A little bit annoying / 缶切りを使わざるを得ないとき腹が立つ / Why? / なんで？/ だって、プルトップ全盛の時代だぞ。缶切りなんてどこにしまったかも忘れてる / ring-pull / just / you know / make things / a bit easier. / ... Oh, / having to use / I guess / as opposed to, uh, just using the ring-pull ones / loo roll not being replaced / トイレットペーパーが補充されていない / uh ... / running out of milk / 牛乳が切れると腹が立つ / Late deliveries. Unexpected / replaced / look at this / come back / somebody ... somebody's / the subject of / story / earlier / apparently ... apparently / in the ... uh ... in these, uh, times of, uh, everybody, uh, / draw / r__s a bit / times of recession ... times of financial ... financial ... uh ... trick__ness / it's ... uh ... apparently / down on toilet paper / arriving __ __ supermarket / there we are. Some people would. / I / the very last thing ... / Yeah. / ... that I would cut down on. ... I would be walking down / supermarket / just toilet paper in it / if I / even if I had to / in such financial d__ s__ (that) I had to sell ... sell the house / even / don't tell / landlord / if I had to move / live / in a tent / Yeah, / I'd still buy / toilet paper / yeah / well / public toilets, wouldn't you? / Well, it depends / Swindon / I suppose / people might do / that's what people might be doing / buy toilet paper / just / public toilet / especially / Swindon / local pub toilet / public / apparently / ... Although / pay to get in / I don't think you'd pay to get in Swindon toilet / that's __ very London thing, / gone up with inflation. ... / Hi Rhod and Clint / Re: Toilet Paper / perhaps / newspaper / like / in the war / Happy new year / from / could be / uh / another email, / Firstly, a special mention to / all the staff / ITU in M__ hospital. / What's ITU? I don't know / Intensive Unit / maybe / my wife hasn't contributed / in toilet roll production / as we have had / s__-scented toilet rolls / over the Christmas period / Very nice. / which / Very nice, you say? / Yeah. / would you like that / Richard / Swansea / I'm not sure about / Who doesn't like / シナモンはみんな好きだろ / I like / on a bun / pastry / even / even on top of / C__ occasionally, / Huh huh. / ... but not necessarily on my B.T.M.

Clint Edwards / got off to __ lavatory / inform / just Rhod at the moment. ... Oh / do / long-time podcast listener / first time listening live / he says, "Have I missed any / I can't even read / earlier in the show / certain / wilder beast / won't mention ever again / last word / on that particular subject / I can't / I suppose / finished / topic / so, forget it / look / back from the loo. ... How did it go? Was toilet paper all right? / uh / happy ... / this person here ... Now, remember / earlier in the show / certain / ever say again / Huh huh / not on air, anyway / instead of saying "Happy new yeah / happy ... year / see / put / instead of "New" / happy / yeah, Rhod and Clint / I'd like / oh / things you get rid of / anything / Welsh comedian host / part-time band competition / says Martin __ Hairlybottom / done / Martin / done / yes, that is true / my ... uh ... current project I'm working on / having / I have to say / good grief / lovely / doing / hosting / the thing called / best ... uh ... part-time band / some people / kids in schools / 50 years / just sort of / people / sort of documentary, sort of competition, but basically / supposed to / slightly ... where it's ... um ... / just a nice feel ... good / of / people / part-time / Britain's Best / yeah, so / UK's Best / yeah, exactly. Um ... and ... uh ... we've got ... So, we / been ... uh ... / all over the country for three weeks / about / production team / did that filtering / Joy Division, and ... uh ... uh ... most recently, M__, / box / and / B__ __ fame / sort / down / favorites / and now / going / about / big live gigs / one / London / one / somewhere else ... Belfast, I think ... / very exciting. So, um ... / favorite / I've got lots / so difficult / standard is amazing / レベルが高くって / real characters / know / uh / sort of / you know / there just to, uh, keep it light / thank / thank goodness / it's been an absolute joy.

hi / need / already on them / my last few cars / Nissan / my name in T__ / That's from / how / name / apparently ... according to / in ... uh ... __ / Hi Rhod / have you ever heard of a g__? / what / I don't know / do I? / cross between / didn't tell us / or who / that's from / I suppose it's ... uh ... in the ... / have you ever heard / wilder beast beginning with "g" / talk about any more / doing my painting work / Nissan __ / bucket / well, thanks for that, __. / probably more / these days anyway", says / sounds like / such a w__ge / talking / oddly, during times / financial insecurity / newspapers / these days / we don't ... we don't know, W__, / back / that / Carol / says that she grew up / I think / as a child / 昔、私は子供でした / she grew up / as we all do / 実は俺もそうだ / with / OK / didn't have / until the 60's / used / she / まだ ... / print on my bottom / still / headlines / まだケツに転写された新聞記事が残っている、と言うのかと思ったよ / to prove it / if you / see / prince Charles / headline / 52 / whatever it was / living library, Carol / 歩く図書館 / 過去からの息吹 / bend over / Carol /

lots of / about toilet paper, Clint / subject / used / leaves / tip of the iceberg / うちのじいさんはレタスの葉でふいたそうです / thank / true / said / a big bird / slow / a bit nervous / what / serious / new / kitchen / kitchen roll / perfectly / whole toilet roll / fortune / buying his own / also / pie / know / that's good / thanks / bird / little / when it calls / clearly / internet / have you tried moist / toilet / doesn't appeal to me at all / Try / no / no / hotel / no / well / roll / why would you want / moist BTM / nice / not / having / feeling / How do you know? / そんなのわからないだろ。使ったこともないくせに。 / because / accidentally / nice / btm / moist / btm / mom / calls / bottom / 上品なお母さんだな。「おしり」とさえ言わないの？ / bottom / even / think / know / twinkle / long / first / contactee / anything / some weeks ago / french / the builder's bum / smile / when / another / phrase that means one has a problem / is / there / well / which means / have a guess / uh / have / Yes. But do you know / literally / my soup / 「問題が発生した」というのを、フランス語では「スープに金玉が入ってる」と言うのだそうな。/ Simply wonderful / says John and his wife N__ / enjoy / your morning / yeah / waiter / we've got a problem here, guys / in / my / my / waiter / uh / I was trying to / I'm not going to / uh / anyway / what / my morning / thank you, uh, very very much / let's have more music / let's /

if / why don't you listen to the whole show? / live / Saturday mornings / BBC Radio Wales, 11 till 1.

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